Obama Will Be Jive Talkin’ Tonight

Fresh off his tar ball tour of the Gulf, where the wise one ate snow cones and shrimp, we will hear some jive talk about the importance of passing the Democrats energy bill. That’s right, the dog and pony show is now over. It’s time to roll out the teleprompters and get down to business.

If you can stomach it, feel free to tune in, but I can pretty much lay out for you how the jive talk will go.  After bashing BP and setting out his plan to bankrupt them, he will assure the American people how the government has everything under control. Next he will urge you to do as he did, visit the Gulf states, eat some snow cones and seafood, lay on the beach, catch some rays, etc. Then will come the big sale – the energy bill. Never letting a good crisis go to waste, he will explain to you why he and his minions will ram yet another progressive, controlling, trillion dollar bill down our throat that our yet unborn great grandchildren will pay for, all for our own good.

There you have it. You can now tune into your favorite non-network show and know that you haven’t missed a thing.