My Dog Jack

My dog Jack doesn’t have a worry in the world. He sleeps all night and part of the day. He gets up every morning from his monogrammed bed and has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants. He pays nothing for the food.

He lives in a nice neighborhood, in a nice house that is much larger than he needs. He gets to run and play all day. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He receives all this absolutely free. He lives like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by me, the one who goes out and earns a living every day.

He barks and whines when he wants something. He’s always looking for more. He also gets the best health care and doesn’t pay a dime. He’s always looking for praise, like he’s doing something good.

As I sit here and think about this, its dawning on me, my dog is a democrat! We still love him.